Do you have any cool bicycle stunts planned for this summer?

I do. I am going to start at the peak of my garage roof, ride my bike over the edge of the roof onto a trampoline and bounce over my neighbors fence and into their pool(splashes everybody) while he's having a 4th of July party with his parents away. I may also put some lighter fluid on my leather jacket, light it while wearing a skull mask to do the Night Rider thing. However, I need a smooth exit strategy out of his pool; don't worry, I can kick his @ss I just want to remain smooth for the ladies. But I'm thinking I won't need to if the stunt goes flawlessly they'll be blown away.